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Side Effects May Include:
Extreme Surges of Energy
Feeling Alive and Pumped Up
Back to Back Adrenaline Rushes
Having Fun for Hours on End
Spending Time with Friends and Family
In Rare But Extreme Cases, Some Patients Have Experienced:
Sudden Loss of Boredom
A Permanent Smile
The Sudden Urge to Play Paintball for 8 Hours or More
Rapid Loss of Calories
A Sudden Understanding of Teamwork and Leadership Skills
An Increase in Self Confidence
If you exhibit any of these side effects for more than several hours, please consult our Westworld Paintball staff immediately and let them know. Patients, who experience rare but extreme side effects, should immediately pick up the phone, call their nearest friend and invite them to join in the fun!
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SEPTEMBER CALENDAR OF EVENTS
Turn Your Thursday’s into Xtreme Paintball FUN!
LABOR DAY ~~ Extra! Extra! We’re adding extra day this month to play your favorite sport – PAINTBALL! Enjoy the cool and refreshing indoor arena at Xtreme Pursuit, Monday, September 2nd from 10AM to 6PM. A holiday can’t get much better than that!
DISCOUNT DAY ~~ Starting on the 5th at 6PM, we have the “BOGO” deal ~~ Buy one Field Pass and get the second one HALF OFF or Buy one Field Pass and Equipment Rental and get the second one HALF OFF!! It’s an inexpensive way to have some summer fun!
SOCIAL MEDIA ~~ Like us on Facebook and you can get a FREE Field Pass to Xtreme Pursuit. Good for Thursday the 12th from 6PM to 10PM. Check our page for the coupon. Print it out and come shoot some paint.
SKILLS CLINIC ~~ Dip, Dive, Duck and Dodge your way down to Xtreme Pursuit on September 15th and we will school you in the fine art of Evasive Maneuvers. Clinic begins at 8AM sharp and is appropriate for all ages. Reserve your spot today as availability is limited to the first 15 participants. Don’t forget, Westworld Members receive free admission. CLICK BOOK NOW!!!
LOYALTY CARD ~~ Just flash your loyalty card as you breeze through the door and we’ll give you a FREE field pass for the evening. Offer valid on September 19th from 6PM – 10PM
LADIES NIGHT ~~ Every Friday Night is Ladies Night. If you are of the female persuasion, we have a FREE field pass and equipment rental for you. Bring a couple of bucks to buy some ammo and paint the field aqua.
SCENARIO ~~ At last, the end is here. The final chapter in the Satellite Down Scenario Series. Don’t miss this epic battle between the Spetsnaz and the Seals. Who will claim Victory? And who will end in defeat? The Spetsnaz are 4,000 points ahead of the Seals. Can the Seals make a come back? Find out at Splatter Ranch on Sunday the 22nd. Prizes and awards ceremony immediately following the event.
SEPTEMBER PRO SHOP SPECIALS
Empire Prophecy Z2 Loader System
MSRP $179.95 SALE $149.95
- ~ No Tools needed for assembly and disassembly
- ~ Infrared sensors provide automatic jam clearance
- ~ Sound Activated force feeding
- ~ Low profile and lightweight
- ~ Redesigned carrier for consistent & faster feeding
- ~ Integrated one-piece feed neck for durability
- ~ Simple ON/OFF toggle switch
- ~ Includes built-in Rip Drive System
- ~ Push button Forward and Reverse buttons
- ~ Capacity-approximately 200 paintballs
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Proto Rail Paintball Marker
MSRP: $249.95 SALE: $229.95
~ Patented spool valve design
~ Aluminum body
~ 3D milling and Proto jewels
~ Anti-chop break beam eye system
~ Self cleaning with integrated ball detents
~ Composite UL frame
~ Stainless steel braided hose
~ Adjustable trigger
~ Zippered gun case
~ Spare parts kit and Dye Slick Lube
~ 9V battery included
~ Designed for Compressed Air use only
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G&G Combat Machine GR4 G26 Plastic Advanced
Blowback AEG Rifle
MSRP: $246.00 SALE: $225.95
~ Blow Back System
~ Folding Front Sight
~ Laser & LED Build-in Handguard
~ Folding & Adjustable Rear Sight
~ Reinforced Trigger Guard
~ 6 Position Stock
Valken Energy Battery & Universal Battery Charger
MSRP: $49.90 SALE: $39.95
~ Made of high quality NiMH
~ No memory effect
~ Mini Tamiya connector attached
~ High power delivery with max
Chemistry: Nickel Metal Hydride
Nominal Capacity: 1600mAh
Nominal Voltage: 9.6V
SATELLITE DOWN SCENARIO RECAP
Both teams raced to secure their precious prizes and get them safely back to their respective bases. Each team was aggressive and sent out squads to locate the opponent’s prizes while keeping some of their best men at their base to protect their own investments. The Seals were stronger and slowly pushed the Spetsnaz back. The Spetsnaz withdrew from the battle field giving the Seals their first win of the day.
The Seals had the Scientist and the Data that they retrieved from the Spetsnaz and were able to learn of a biochemical agent that could turn the tide in the war. Immediately, the Seals sent out a squad to retrieve 2 targets that were of high interest for further analysis. The Spetsnaz also learned of the biochemical agent. Both sides fought long and hard acquire the targets. Slowly, the Spetsnaz lost all their men as the Seals were too strong. The Seals became victorious as they left with the targets they were sent to retrieve.
Even though things looked grim for the Spetsnaz, this was not to be for long. Some of their team uncovered a large surplus of money. The Seals got wind of the surplus they had found and made attempts to steal it from the Spetsnaz! The Russians were fierce protectors and were able to prevent any of the Seals infiltrating and stealing their money.
As the end of the day approached, the teams were weak and they had lost many men throughout the day. The Seals objective was to destroy some objects that were discovered by the Satellites. They formed their most elite squad and armed them with C4 explosives and waited patiently by their radios for the sounds of destruction.
The Russians had put up a good defense, but it was not quite strong enough to hold against the Seals most Elite Squad. As the Seals placed the explosives, you could hear nothing but static over the radios. KABOOM!!! The sound of explosives going off could be heard all across the Valley. The Seals were Victorius!
At the end of the day, even though it appeared that the Seals dominated, the Spetsnaz actually managed to pull themselves ahead of the Seals.
Seals – 20,000 pts
Spetsnaz – 24,000 pts
The Satellite Down Scenario Series continues this month at Splatter Ranch from 6AM to 11AM on Sunday, September 22nd.
The Seals and the Spetsnaz will meet on the field of battle for their final confrontation. Each team is in a race to gather as many components and as much money as they can.
With recent civilian sightings in the area, this intense mission could turn extreme in the blink of an eye. Hostages, close quarter combat, I.E.Ds and other perils await for those involved. Don’t miss out on the final leg of this epic scenario series. Both teams need your help!
Remember, Splatter Ranch offers misters, shaded reception areas, jugs of ice water and we’ll even hose you down if you like. Don’t let the temps keep you inside. Join the Seals or the Spetsnaz and aid them in their quest for domination.
TIPS & TACTICS
A Guide to Paintball Vest Selection
As paintball gains more ground in the woods, the selection of tactical-style accessories has grown significantly. People are trading in their flashy speedball jerseys for camo-patterned clothing. A huge multi-pod harness is now being swapped for a more woodsball-equipped tactical paintball vest. Paintball vests come in many different shapes, sizes, colors and options. Choosing one can almost make your head spin.
Vest Size – Some vests will come in specified sizes, others do not. Non-size labeled vests are typically made in what we would consider an adult medium/large. All have some degree of adjustability which means they can typically accommodate one to two sizes bigger by adjusting the side straps, waist straps and shoulder straps. For those skinnier players, consider buying a vest with bottom belt loops. This is great for players whose vest does not fit tight in the chest. The belt will prevent the vest from moving during running.
Vest Weight – The weight of the vest is an important element. Very heavy vests can drain you on a hot summer day. Light vests allow you to stay agile, but are limited in carrying capacity. Typically the higher the paint carrying capacity and accessory pockets a vest will have the greater the weight.
Carry Capacity – Make sure the vest you’ve selected will work with and carry all of your gear. Not all paintball vests will accommodate a bottle if you are running a remote line. Some will not accept large diameter N2 tanks. One of the common mistakes people make when purchasing a vest, is assuming that they need as many pod holders as possible. Be realistic. Most organized weekend field games only last 15-30 minutes per outing. Only carry what you need, anything else is dead weight. It will not only slow you down but drain you as the day goes on. All-day events or events in which you have no staging area are another story. It’s probably best to load up. Not only will you have enough carry capacity for yourself but also for other players as well. Having a large capacity paintball vest can be a real team asset.
Color Pattern – If you’re playing a swat-style scenario event in which you’re clearing buildings then your best bet is a basic black or swat blue. For anything else, camo is a must. Gone are the days when camo options were limited to tiger stripe and woodland patterns. Real-Tree type patterns and Digital ACU (army combat uniform) have taken over. Pattern and color selections seem endless. Choose a similar pattern for your vest if you already have existing camo gear. Try not to mix patterns that do not work well with each other. You’ll actually stick out like a sore thumb! Try to match the basic color of the foliage for that specific time of year. Greens work great in the late spring/summer. Browns and tans work well in late fall/early winter before the snow falls.
Modular Flexibility – Most paintball vests on the market have sewn in pockets that offer you diverse storage options. For those of you wanting the ultimate in flexibility, a MOLLE system may be your best bet. MOLLE vest systems consist of a bare bones vest in which you add pouches, pockets and even a hydration system. The accessory pouches use a hook and loop, velcro or snaps to secure them to the vest. This allows you to build your paintball vest, adding only what you need on the field. Not only are you able to be efficient but flexible as well. You can easily change or create a tactical paintball vest that will accommodate different types of play as well as short or all-day events.
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